Overview: Johnny is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He sleeps once a week; and when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, Johnny successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. Critics worldwide swoon over his original line of corduroy evening wear. He has made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. He has won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. He has played Hamlet, he has performed open-heart surgery, and has spoken with Elvis.
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